Monthly Archives: December 2011

Tebow

Posted on December 19, 2011 by effwhybee

Approximately 8PM @ Dick’s house yesterday.  Wishing AIDS on renowned Jesus freak and aspiring closet homosexual, Tim Tebow. Me: “I hope Tebow claims he ‘got it from a blood transfusion’ all the way to his AIDS-filled grave.” D: “Virgin AIDS?” J: “The … Continue reading →

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“It’s a Major Award!”

Posted on December 16, 2011 by effwhybee

I just completed my fifth year working for the same company.  To honor my dedicated service and stellar work ethic I was awarded this: It’s not any ordinary pen, though.  It is a sterling silver Tiffany pen which costs TWO … Continue reading →

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Bobby Orr and The Space/Time Rapedick

Posted on December 8, 2011 by effwhybee

Like most people from the Philadelphia area, I am a sports fan. Sports are a lot like religion if you’re from here. The ritual of getting together with friends to eat, drink, and yell at a TV screen or live … Continue reading →

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Mr. Whippins and The Invisible Triumph

Posted on December 7, 2011 by effwhybee

These stories have to do with two highly formative events which happened to me in preschool.  A psychologist would likely say that both laid the foundation for the person I am today.  Granted, these memories are of the hazy, 16-mm … Continue reading →

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