Monthly Archives: April 2012

Confucius say…

“If one should desire to know whether a kingdom is well governed, if its morals are good or bad, the quality of its music will furnish the answer.” In other words, we are completely fucked.

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Nickelback: Aural Hemorrhoid and Proud Partner of the NHL

There isn’t much that hasn’t already been said about the cultural black hole known as Nickelback, so I’ll keep this short. I have been very happy to see the NHL’s turnaround from being publicly ranked somewhere between the WNBA and … Continue reading

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Rihanna: Talentless Attention Whore

It’s funny that I’m blogging about attention whoring, considering that blogging itself is an attention whore’s raison d’être. [that’s attention-whore-ese for, “The french words I just used for ‘reason for existence’ are so sophisticated, don’t you think?”] I just saw … Continue reading

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How To Tell Your Seven-Year-Old That God Doesn’t Exist

Hocus-Pocus and Complete Bullshit Honey, listen.  Daddy’s got something to explain to you.  Some of the things I’ll say will be scary, and I might curse a lot.  But understand that I’m doing this because I love you very much … Continue reading

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