Monthly Archives: August 2013

No-Talent Hick Cunt

FACT: Miley Cyrus is a no-talent, attention-whoring, and likely inbred hick cunt. Her act the other night was indeed a crime against humanity…but no more so than her father’s mullet-flavored brand of country rock used to be. You made Billy … Continue reading

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Let Freedom Ring

I’d imagine that Martin Luther King would have hoped that 50 years later, the words he spoke would merely be the punctuation at the end of a shameful chapter in the history of humanity. While some things have certainly changed, … Continue reading

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If You Don’t Like Boards of Canada, You Are an Asshole

[This is part one of what will be an ongoing series on why you should like everything I like, or you are an asshole.] Esoterics When we were 12 or 13, my brother and I found a book called “Big … Continue reading

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“The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want He makes me down to lie Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by. With bright knives He releaseth my soul. He maketh me to hang on hooks in … Continue reading

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