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About effwhybee

I enjoy long walks on the beach, ice cream, hate, hypocricy, venom, invective, and kittens.

Ticketmaster’s Lament

If you have a Ticketmaster.com account and purchased tickets with it between 10/21/1999 and 2/27/2013, you should have gotten the attached email this week. I found it in my spam folder, because of course it was. You know those bullshit … Continue reading

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#WeChristmasNow

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You Can’t Buy Life

“The way we live and value our lives are the expression of the society we live in. And we cling to that. It doesn’t matter if I’m the president. I’ve thought about all this a lot. I spent over 10 … Continue reading

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A Parting Word From Jon Stewart

Three Different Kinds of Bullshit Those are some big shoes.

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Cycle Sexualist

http://aeon.co/video/society/the-right-to-privacy-the-curious-case-of-a-cycle-sexualist/

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June 17th, 2015: Free Upgrade to Windows 93 2.0!

http://www.windows93.net

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The Clown Car Vagina Family Molestation Extravaganza

The following is my reply to a post by a fellow masturblogger and one of my followers (?!), ironically a devout Christian. His incorrect contentions are that any Good Christian™ should forgive Josh Duggar for molesting girls HIS FIVE YEAR … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Bob Moog

Bob Moog. Like rogue. Or pogue. I spent most of my youth saying the man’s name like the sound a cow makes plus a G. I’m sure a lot of people did. Sorry, Bob. He’s no relation to former NHL goalie … Continue reading

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Let’s Make A Deal

It was 1997/1998, and the Flyers were fresh off of their “choking situation”, four game sweep at the hands of the Red Wings in the Stanley Cup. The Philadelphia Phantoms had just started in 1996 as the Flyers’ AHL/minor league affiliate … Continue reading

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