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Ticketmaster’s Lament
If you have a Ticketmaster.com account and purchased tickets with it between 10/21/1999 and 2/27/2013, you should have gotten the attached email this week. I found it in my spam folder, because of course it was. You know those bullshit … Continue reading
Posted in el juego, fnord, music
Tagged fuck Ticketmaster, pineapple-fisting, Ticketmaster settlement
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You Can’t Buy Life
“The way we live and value our lives are the expression of the society we live in. And we cling to that. It doesn’t matter if I’m the president. I’ve thought about all this a lot. I spent over 10 … Continue reading
Posted in el juego, fnord, for realz yo, fuckyourblog, High art
Tagged 9/11, Google, Human, Human movie, José Mujica, Yann Arthus-Bertrand, you can't buy life
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A Parting Word From Jon Stewart
Three Different Kinds of Bullshit Those are some big shoes.
June 17th, 2015: Free Upgrade to Windows 93 2.0!
Posted in el juego, fnord, fuckyourblog
Tagged apeshit, fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com, Just Do It, Windows 93 2.0
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The Clown Car Vagina Family Molestation Extravaganza
The following is my reply to a post by a fellow masturblogger and one of my followers (?!), ironically a devout Christian. His incorrect contentions are that any Good Christian™ should forgive Josh Duggar for molesting girls HIS FIVE YEAR … Continue reading
Happy Birthday Bob Moog
Bob Moog. Like rogue. Or pogue. I spent most of my youth saying the man’s name like the sound a cow makes plus a G. I’m sure a lot of people did. Sorry, Bob. He’s no relation to former NHL goalie … Continue reading
Posted in for realz yo, fuckyourblog, heroes, High art, music
Tagged anus-gazing, Bob Moog, Emerson Moog Modular System, Keith Emerson, music, Synthesizers
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Let’s Make A Deal
It was 1997/1998, and the Flyers were fresh off of their “choking situation”, four game sweep at the hands of the Red Wings in the Stanley Cup. The Philadelphia Phantoms had just started in 1996 as the Flyers’ AHL/minor league affiliate … Continue reading
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Tagged dope, fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com, hockey, Philadelphia Phantoms, The Box
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