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Category Archives: el juego
Ticketmaster’s Lament
If you have a Ticketmaster.com account and purchased tickets with it between 10/21/1999 and 2/27/2013, you should have gotten the attached email this week. I found it in my spam folder, because of course it was. You know those bullshit … Continue reading
Posted in el juego, fnord, music
Tagged fuck Ticketmaster, pineapple-fisting, Ticketmaster settlement
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You Can’t Buy Life
“The way we live and value our lives are the expression of the society we live in. And we cling to that. It doesn’t matter if I’m the president. I’ve thought about all this a lot. I spent over 10 … Continue reading
Posted in el juego, fnord, for realz yo, fuckyourblog, High art
Tagged 9/11, Google, Human, Human movie, José Mujica, Yann Arthus-Bertrand, you can't buy life
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A Parting Word From Jon Stewart
Three Different Kinds of Bullshit Those are some big shoes.
June 17th, 2015: Free Upgrade to Windows 93 2.0!
Posted in el juego, fnord, fuckyourblog
Tagged apeshit, fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com, Just Do It, Windows 93 2.0
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The Clown Car Vagina Family Molestation Extravaganza
The following is my reply to a post by a fellow masturblogger and one of my followers (?!), ironically a devout Christian. His incorrect contentions are that any Good Christian™ should forgive Josh Duggar for molesting girls HIS FIVE YEAR … Continue reading
The Night Watchman
“If there were no rewards to reap, no loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I’ve chosen here, I certainly would have walked away by now. I’m gonna wait it out.” -Tool, The Patient So, thank heavens, I’ve accepted … Continue reading
No Justice, No Profit
Possibly the sanest thing to come out of the Missouri grand jury’s decision not to indict Darren Wilson and subsequent nationwide protests is the call from community leaders to boycott shopping during the Black Friday weekend. I’d say the best way … Continue reading
Posted in el juego, fnord, fuckyourblog, gubmint
Tagged #BoycottBlackFriday, #NoJusticeNoProfit, ferguson, fuckyourblog
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