Category Archives: fnord

Ticketmaster’s Lament

Posted on May 8, 2016 by effwhybee

If you have a Ticketmaster.com account and purchased tickets with it between 10/21/1999 and 2/27/2013, you should have gotten the attached email this week. I found it in my spam folder, because of course it was. You know those bullshit … Continue reading →

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You Can’t Buy Life

Posted on September 12, 2015 by effwhybee

“The way we live and value our lives are the expression of the society we live in. And we cling to that. It doesn’t matter if I’m the president. I’ve thought about all this a lot. I spent over 10 … Continue reading →

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June 17th, 2015: Free Upgrade to Windows 93 2.0!

Posted on June 6, 2015 by effwhybee

http://www.windows93.net

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No Justice, No Profit

Posted on November 26, 2014 by effwhybee

Possibly the sanest thing to come out of the Missouri grand jury’s decision not to indict Darren Wilson and subsequent nationwide protests is the call from community leaders to boycott shopping during the Black Friday weekend. I’d say the best way … Continue reading →

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Never Forget

Posted on September 11, 2014 by effwhybee

     

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Noel

Posted on December 25, 2013 by effwhybee

Merry Pan-Sexual Multi-Ethnochristmas-type Winter Solstice Celebration™®© to you and yours this most joyeux season.

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Andy Christ

Posted on September 20, 2013 by effwhybee

Read Andy Christ. Or, you could spend $50 on both deluxe editions, and the immensely talented Pat Grubb will also draw you an original picture of what Andy and Rasputin’s penis did on summer vacation. It’s just a wholesome story about a … Continue reading →

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If You Don’t Like Boards of Canada, You Are an Asshole

Posted on August 21, 2013 by effwhybee

[This is part one of what will be an ongoing series on why you should like everything I like, or you are an asshole.] Esoterics When we were 12 or 13, my brother and I found a book called “Big … Continue reading →

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Pope Bob

Posted on June 14, 2013 by effwhybee

If my children grow up to revere Robert Anton Wilson’s intelligence, wisdom, perception, and grasp of the “cosmic joke” as much as I do, I will have succeeded as a parent.  Maybe.

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Gayniggers From Outer Space: A Review

Posted on March 13, 2013 by effwhybee

1992’s Gayniggers From Outer Space is the Citizen Kane of gaynigger science fiction films. I frequently blog about the genre, so I’d like to believe that I’m speaking from a position of authority. This is such a triumph of the … Continue reading →

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