Category Archives: fnord

All the other kids…

Tonight, my wife is taking our daughter and the neighbor’s kid to The Mann to see some band with a song called “Pumped Up Dicks”.  At least I assume that’s what it’s called…maybe I misheard the lyrics. Then again, maybe … Continue reading

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Confucius say…

“If one should desire to know whether a kingdom is well governed, if its morals are good or bad, the quality of its music will furnish the answer.” In other words, we are completely fucked.

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“It’s a Major Award!”

I just completed my fifth year working for the same company.  To honor my dedicated service and stellar work ethic I was awarded this: It’s not any ordinary pen, though.  It is a sterling silver Tiffany pen which costs TWO … Continue reading

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Mr. Whippins and The Invisible Triumph

These stories have to do with two highly formative events which happened to me in preschool.  A psychologist would likely say that both laid the foundation for the person I am today.  Granted, these memories are of the hazy, 16-mm … Continue reading

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Fuck Your Blog!

I was trying to come up with a good reason to delete my Facebook account, and this is it. My wife asked me the other day why I hadn’t read some recent post about Jerry Sandusky on Facebook.  I said … Continue reading

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