Category Archives: for realz yo

Apathy as a Valid Self-Preservation Method

The brilliant author/philosopher/self-appointed Pope Robert Anton Wilson once titled a book, “Reality is What You Can Get Away With.”  I first read it when I was 15 or 16, and the title has profoundly resonated with me throughout my life. … Continue reading

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No-Talent Hick Cunt

FACT: Miley Cyrus is a no-talent, attention-whoring, and likely inbred hick cunt. Her act the other night was indeed a crime against humanity…but no more so than her father’s mullet-flavored brand of country rock used to be. You made Billy … Continue reading

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Let Freedom Ring

I’d imagine that Martin Luther King would have hoped that 50 years later, the words he spoke would merely be the punctuation at the end of a shameful chapter in the history of humanity. While some things have certainly changed, … Continue reading

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If You Don’t Like Boards of Canada, You Are an Asshole

[This is part one of what will be an ongoing series on why you should like everything I like, or you are an asshole.] Esoterics When we were 12 or 13, my brother and I found a book called “Big … Continue reading

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Success

Today, my beautiful, eight-year-old-going-on-twenty daughter came to ask me to put some “different” music on our home music server. She prefaced this conversation by saying that she would play the Beatles or Herbie Hancock or Frank Zappa for her friends … Continue reading

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Pope Bob

If my children grow up to revere Robert Anton Wilson’s intelligence, wisdom, perception, and grasp of the “cosmic joke” as much as I do, I will have succeeded as a parent.  Maybe.

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Delete Your Fucking Facebook Account

I know I talked about doing it before, but I couldn’t seem to bring myself to delete my Facebook account until a few months ago. I wasn’t checking it very frequently and was posting considerably less often than I do … Continue reading

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A Public Service Announcement for Entitled Crackers

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Bourbon Street Is An Open Sewer That Should Be Nuked From Space

Along with a few other friends, my wife and I recently took a trip to New Orleans. We booked flights together and all stayed in the same hotel on Toulouse Street for four days. For those not familiar with the … Continue reading

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Valentime

This is a Valentine for my wife, which I chose to make instead of standing with the other lovestruck fuckwits perusing the lame-ass Hallmark offerings at CVS. Hey, at least it isn’t accompanied by a vacuum with a bow. In … Continue reading

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