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Noel

Merry Pan-Sexual Multi-Ethnochristmas-type Winter Solstice Celebration™®© to you and yours this most joyeux season.

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Andy Christ

Read Andy Christ. Or, you could spend $50 on both deluxe editions, and the immensely talented Pat Grubb will also draw you an original picture of what Andy and Rasputin’s penis did on summer vacation. It’s just a wholesome story about a … Continue reading

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Sheep

“The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want He makes me down to lie Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by. With bright knives He releaseth my soul. He maketh me to hang on hooks in … Continue reading

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Pope Bob

If my children grow up to revere Robert Anton Wilson’s intelligence, wisdom, perception, and grasp of the “cosmic joke” as much as I do, I will have succeeded as a parent.  Maybe.

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Quantum Physics for Fuckwits

In a discussion with one of my readers [people read this?!], we came to talking about what I actually believe. I was raised semi-Catholic by my family and even made it all the way through to confirmation when I was … Continue reading

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Horror

[Humor and sarcasm are my coping mechanisms, but there is no light you can cast on this situation to find an even remotely humorous angle.  Please bear with me, as this has been eating away at me since it happened.  I … Continue reading

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Fuck Christmas

I despise Christmas. I love my wife and kids. These things seem to be mutually exclusive. On one hand, my children love Christmas. I know I did when I was little. I’m not too old to remember getting excited about … Continue reading

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How To Tell Your Seven-Year-Old That God Doesn’t Exist

Hocus-Pocus and Complete Bullshit Honey, listen.  Daddy’s got something to explain to you.  Some of the things I’ll say will be scary, and I might curse a lot.  But understand that I’m doing this because I love you very much … Continue reading

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