Category Archives: jeebus

Never Forget

Posted on September 11, 2014 by effwhybee

     

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Noel

Posted on December 25, 2013 by effwhybee

Merry Pan-Sexual Multi-Ethnochristmas-type Winter Solstice Celebration™®© to you and yours this most joyeux season.

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Andy Christ

Posted on September 20, 2013 by effwhybee

Read Andy Christ. Or, you could spend $50 on both deluxe editions, and the immensely talented Pat Grubb will also draw you an original picture of what Andy and Rasputin’s penis did on summer vacation. It’s just a wholesome story about a … Continue reading →

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Sheep

Posted on August 18, 2013 by effwhybee

“The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want He makes me down to lie Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by. With bright knives He releaseth my soul. He maketh me to hang on hooks in … Continue reading →

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Pope Bob

Posted on June 14, 2013 by effwhybee

If my children grow up to revere Robert Anton Wilson’s intelligence, wisdom, perception, and grasp of the “cosmic joke” as much as I do, I will have succeeded as a parent.  Maybe.

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Quantum Physics for Fuckwits

Posted on December 19, 2012 by effwhybee

In a discussion with one of my readers [people read this?!], we came to talking about what I actually believe. I was raised semi-Catholic by my family and even made it all the way through to confirmation when I was … Continue reading →

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Horror

Posted on December 17, 2012 by effwhybee

[Humor and sarcasm are my coping mechanisms, but there is no light you can cast on this situation to find an even remotely humorous angle.  Please bear with me, as this has been eating away at me since it happened.  I … Continue reading →

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Fuck Christmas

Posted on December 11, 2012 by effwhybee

I despise Christmas. I love my wife and kids. These things seem to be mutually exclusive. On one hand, my children love Christmas. I know I did when I was little. I’m not too old to remember getting excited about … Continue reading →

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How To Tell Your Seven-Year-Old That God Doesn’t Exist

Posted on April 4, 2012 by effwhybee

Hocus-Pocus and Complete Bullshit Honey, listen.  Daddy’s got something to explain to you.  Some of the things I’ll say will be scary, and I might curse a lot.  But understand that I’m doing this because I love you very much … Continue reading →

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