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Noel
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Posted in chilluns, el juego, fnord, fuckyourblog, jeebus, Uncategorized
Tagged fuck your blog, fuckyourblog.com, rudy ray moore, white christmas
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Let Freedom Ring
I’d imagine that Martin Luther King would have hoped that 50 years later, the words he spoke would merely be the punctuation at the end of a shameful chapter in the history of humanity. While some things have certainly changed, … Continue reading
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Tagged fuck your blog, fuckyourblog.com, i have a dream, martin luther king
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Bourbon Street Is An Open Sewer That Should Be Nuked From Space
Along with a few other friends, my wife and I recently took a trip to New Orleans. We booked flights together and all stayed in the same hotel on Toulouse Street for four days. For those not familiar with the … Continue reading
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Tagged fuck your blog, fuckyourblog, Hand Grenade, Hurricane, New Orleans
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Horror
[Humor and sarcasm are my coping mechanisms, but there is no light you can cast on this situation to find an even remotely humorous angle. Please bear with me, as this has been eating away at me since it happened. I … Continue reading
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Tagged columbine, fuck your blog, fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com, horror, newtown, shooting
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Fuck Christmas
I despise Christmas. I love my wife and kids. These things seem to be mutually exclusive. On one hand, my children love Christmas. I know I did when I was little. I’m not too old to remember getting excited about … Continue reading
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Tagged christmas, fuck christmas, fuck your blog, fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com, hate, jesus
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Knock knock
Me: Who’s there? My 3 year old son: Banana flake. Me: Banana flake who? Son (top of his lungs): POOP IN A TRASHCAN!
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Tagged fuck your blog, fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com
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Middul Amerukuh Haytes Olbammer
Well…thank fuck it’s over. Although he has yet to deliver on many of his 2008 campaign promises, I still like President Obama. He’s charismatic, well-spoken, seems to have populist opinions, and isn’t a completely unelectable asshole. I did, however, have … Continue reading
Nickelback: Aural Hemorrhoid and Proud Partner of the NHL
There isn’t much that hasn’t already been said about the cultural black hole known as Nickelback, so I’ll keep this short. I have been very happy to see the NHL’s turnaround from being publicly ranked somewhere between the WNBA and … Continue reading
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Tagged decline of western civilization, fuck your blog, fuckyourblog, music, NHL, nickelback, nickelback sucks, shitmusic
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Rihanna: Talentless Attention Whore
It’s funny that I’m blogging about attention whoring, considering that blogging itself is an attention whore’s raison d’être. [that’s attention-whore-ese for, “The french words I just used for ‘reason for existence’ are so sophisticated, don’t you think?”] I just saw … Continue reading
How To Tell Your Seven-Year-Old That God Doesn’t Exist
Hocus-Pocus and Complete Bullshit Honey, listen. Daddy’s got something to explain to you. Some of the things I’ll say will be scary, and I might curse a lot. But understand that I’m doing this because I love you very much … Continue reading