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Horror

[Humor and sarcasm are my coping mechanisms, but there is no light you can cast on this situation to find an even remotely humorous angle.  Please bear with me, as this has been eating away at me since it happened.  I … Continue reading

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Fuck Christmas

I despise Christmas. I love my wife and kids. These things seem to be mutually exclusive. On one hand, my children love Christmas. I know I did when I was little. I’m not too old to remember getting excited about … Continue reading

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Knock knock

Me: Who’s there? My 3 year old son: Banana flake. Me: Banana flake who? Son (top of his lungs): POOP IN A TRASHCAN!

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How To Tell Your Seven-Year-Old That God Doesn’t Exist

Hocus-Pocus and Complete Bullshit Honey, listen.  Daddy’s got something to explain to you.  Some of the things I’ll say will be scary, and I might curse a lot.  But understand that I’m doing this because I love you very much … Continue reading

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