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Tag Archives: fuckyourblog
June 17th, 2015: Free Upgrade to Windows 93 2.0!
Posted in el juego, fnord, fuckyourblog
Tagged apeshit, fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com, Just Do It, Windows 93 2.0
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The Clown Car Vagina Family Molestation Extravaganza
The following is my reply to a post by a fellow masturblogger and one of my followers (?!), ironically a devout Christian. His incorrect contentions are that any Good Christian™ should forgive Josh Duggar for molesting girls HIS FIVE YEAR … Continue reading
Let’s Make A Deal
It was 1997/1998, and the Flyers were fresh off of their “choking situation”, four game sweep at the hands of the Red Wings in the Stanley Cup. The Philadelphia Phantoms had just started in 1996 as the Flyers’ AHL/minor league affiliate … Continue reading
Posted in for realz yo, fuckyourblog
Tagged dope, fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com, hockey, Philadelphia Phantoms, The Box
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Fuck.
Lenny Kravitz has traveled so far up his own ass that he risks blinking out of existence and creating a black hole. Any just god would smite us all.
Posted in "music", fuckyourblog, High art
Tagged fuckyourblog, lenny kravitz wearing a carpet as a scarf
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No Justice, No Profit
Possibly the sanest thing to come out of the Missouri grand jury’s decision not to indict Darren Wilson and subsequent nationwide protests is the call from community leaders to boycott shopping during the Black Friday weekend. I’d say the best way … Continue reading
Posted in el juego, fnord, fuckyourblog, gubmint
Tagged #BoycottBlackFriday, #NoJusticeNoProfit, ferguson, fuckyourblog
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Never Forget
Posted in el juego, fnord, for realz yo, gubmint, High art, jeebus
Tagged 9-11, fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com, in memoriam, nevar 4get, niner leaven, the game
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Jungle
“Melancholy, slightly cerebral funk.” And I don’t like music videos or dancing in general. Go figure. These guys are opening for Outkast at the Montreal Jazz Fest and again, fuck you, Pierre. Also at Union Transfer June 19th – http://www.utphilly.com/event/529267-jungle-philadelphia/
Posted in "music", chilluns, Uncategorized
Tagged fuck you Pierre, fuckyourblog, funk, fyb, jungle, jungle uk band, wut
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Apathy as a Valid Self-Preservation Method
The brilliant author/philosopher/self-appointed Pope Robert Anton Wilson once titled a book, “Reality is What You Can Get Away With.” I first read it when I was 15 or 16, and the title has profoundly resonated with me throughout my life. … Continue reading
Posted in el juego, for realz yo, fuckyourblog, heroes
Tagged fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com, philosophy, Robert Anton Wilson, Zen
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Bourbon Street Is An Open Sewer That Should Be Nuked From Space
Along with a few other friends, my wife and I recently took a trip to New Orleans. We booked flights together and all stayed in the same hotel on Toulouse Street for four days. For those not familiar with the … Continue reading
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Tagged fuck your blog, fuckyourblog, Hand Grenade, Hurricane, New Orleans
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Horror
[Humor and sarcasm are my coping mechanisms, but there is no light you can cast on this situation to find an even remotely humorous angle. Please bear with me, as this has been eating away at me since it happened. I … Continue reading
Posted in for realz yo, fuckyourblog, jeebus
Tagged columbine, fuck your blog, fuckyourblog, fuckyourblog.com, horror, newtown, shooting
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